Website Copy + Strategy

SOUNDING INTERESTING ON THE INTERNET IS HARDER THAN
BEING A 90S BOYBAND TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK.

BUT DON’T FRET, THAT’S WHAT I (AND MY WORDSMITH
PARTNER-IN-CRIME, LYNDSAY RUSH) ARE HERE FOR.

Because here’s the thing: you don’t have more than a few seconds to impress people
with your website.

We’re all a bunch of savages who are inundated all day with a bunch of flashy images
and words, so we basically have the attention span of a two-year-old

But seriously, the words you sling are often the difference between a sale and a sigh.
And if you’re anything like any other business owner across the land — you wanna sell your shit.

This is your one stop shop for eye-opening, unexpected, witty copy that will make your
competitors furious with envy.

And since it’s not just how you say it, but why you say it, I’ll provide the brand strategy piece too.

OOOH! DID YOU SAY A BUZZWORD?!

Yes, the “strategy” will start via our fancy questionnaire to help you concoct sharper, smarter ideas,
a tight niche, a clear message, so we can turn that jazz into words.

THEN YOU’LL HOP ON A VID CALL WITH ME

for some tough-but seriously I’m really nice and know my shit-love; whipping
well-intentioned concepts into standout slants. Translation: initial creative direction
so there’s a 0-percent chance you’ll end up a sheep among shepherds.

THEN IN WALKS LYNDSAY TO APPLY THE DARK ART OF WORDSMITHING.

She’s got a decade’s worth of experience, plus an extensive wine collection to aid in drafting up
web copy that will fully represent the best, shiniest you and make your customers jump right into
your arms.

SO. Whether you’re building a brand new site and the thought of writing the whole makes you
want to move to Cuba OR you’re staring at your current website embarrassed at how tame, lame
or just off your messaging is or some wild place in between.  WE GOT YOU.

The process is quick and dirty — and if you do your part (tell us who your people are, what they
want most, and how you’re going to give it to them) then we’ll take your nuts and bolts a build a
damn masterpiece.

PACKAGES

BASIC – $2000, WHICH INCLUDES:

Strategy call + brainstorm
Home, About, Services web page (the main jams)
Opt-in Sequence Copy (sign up copy, thank you page, welcome email)
Unlimited Edits (within reason, people)
2-week turnaround
Fun had by all

NEXT LEVEL – $3000, WHICH INCLUDES:

Strategy call + brainstorm
Home, About, Services web page (the main jams)
Opt-in Sequence Copy (sign up copy, thank you page, welcome email)
1 Sales Page
Sales Checkout Page Copy
Sales Confirmation Email Copy
Unlimited Edits (within reason, people)
2-week turnaround (if you follow the rules!)
A rip-roaring good time

CLICK HERE TO GET ROLLIN’.

P.S. Don’t be surprised/mad if you have to wait a month or two — things fill up fast!


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Shamelessly by Allie LeFevere