Because You Can’t Show Off If You Don’t Stand Out
And the way to start garnering ecstatic and steadfast customers?
Delight the hell out ’em by doing something different and more memorable than everyone else.
That means not building a “pleasant” brand OR copying what your competitors are doing OR sheeping along
with what fill-in-the-blank online guru said to do, but the sh!t that puts your brand on the map.
Because FUN IS what the world wants…
AND ThIS CRAZY ‘ol world IS (NOT SO PATIENTLY) WAITING FOR you TO DELIVER.
That’s where I come in. Through branding strategy, creative and humor-based messaging,
launch execution, and status-quo-blasting consulting.
I’ll help you show off what you’re working with—in unexpected and unboring ways.
Because whether you’re scared, stagnant or fresh on the scene, you’ve been hiding your brand
from the spotlight so opportunity after opportunity has passed you by—just like you asked it to.
So start turning heads, then watch your customers enthusiastically turn out their pockets.
(then throw ya damn hands up)
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